This story starts here.
This woman I used to work with now gets paid to kick men in the nuts. Repeatedly. Over the course of an afternoon.
She specializes in dominating men in all sorts of ways. If you pay her enough, and it is a surprising amount, she will meet you for coffee. And that’s not a euphemism. She will just have coffee with you. I’m assuming you’re buying the coffee, too. She will also allow you to deposit money into a bank account to which she has access.
When I heard all this, I realized that there’s really no excuse to not have a job. If there are people out there who are willing to pay you to kick them in the nuts for an afternoon, the dream of full employment is fully within these Earthlings’ grasp.
Observer003 – Earthlings