An Economic Myth Exposed Via Testi-Pedal Impact – Part II: Oh Right, That Woman I Was Telling You About


This story starts here.

Anyway, I know this woman who specializes in dominant/submissive relationships. She ties her customers up because they feel inferior and reminds them that they feel inferior, which makes them feel good. I guess. Earthlings … never mind.

No, not never mind. Earthlings have the most ambivalent attitude toward sex of any species I’ve encountered. They all love sex, but no one is allowed to talk about it. If fact, the more they love sex, the less they are allowed to talk about it.

I’ve never met anyone for whom sex is drudgery. And if it is, they should see my previous report. They have options, is what I’m saying.

“Sex? I could take it or leave it,” is never a phrase you will hear on Earth. But neither will you hear, “I’m so horny I can’t think straight. You wanna bang so I can get back to work? Great, thanks. I owe you one.”

All places of business should have a special room where they can knock out a quick one.

Observer003 – Earthlings

Monday: Part III – That Woman I Know, For Sure This Time

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